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Takin' out the trash

Hey, there are like a hundred networking sites out there now, so I chose a few and I am on them now, so come follow me or join me :)

Twitter

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Yahoo id: JsCuriousAlley


So you have those, now you can follow and see what I am up to each and every second of the day. Ridiculous, I know. But, I can tell you that you might get a few funny links from Tumblr or from Twitter...or at least on Twitter you can see a billion other reviewers online.

As well, you may notice my blog changing over the next few days. No biggie, no major overhaul. Just a light spring clean and takin' out the garbage. It will be better than it was in the beginning when I finish getting rid of certain things.

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Holy blog blow up Batman


Oh geeze. Ok, the only reason I am posting this is because I posted in the forums, but I am not giving those children the time of day at this point. For anyone wondering what the fuck I am talking about...well you can get the idea without me linking you to the post to add to the drama department.

So where do I stand? Let me begin with the fact that the company that is causing the drama is one of my favorite companies, and I am really flustered at the maturity levels of certain people there (well, lack there of anywho). So, basically the banning of a member took place. Hey, whatever, it's your website, your company, and your forums. Who the hell am I to tell you not to ban someone. My issue lies, not in the fact that Epiphora (yes, I am totally plugging her and sending my traffic her way...get the fuck over it) was not given a valid reason for being banned, but rather the pointless act of announcing it in its own thread. WTF?

Seriously people. That is lame, immature, low class, and mean. There was NO need to announce it to the community as a whole. That was a fucking low blow, and people can say 'til they are blue in the face that it was to be transparent, I call bullshit there. Here is my analogy:

I have a 7 year old. When she and her friends decided one girl was mean and they didn't want to play with her it was all good. Until...wait for it...they told her in front of the other kids in class. WTF? So I grounded said child. Why? Because that is a tasteless move that lowers you to a low class person. It makes you mean. She publicly humiliated (well, she partook in it) this little girl for no real reason. I see this mess the same way. Epiphora was publicly humiliated with no need. This was a bad move. Sorry, but it is pathetic to call yourself a mature adult and behave the way these administrators did.

I take no issue with the company personally, but c'mon people, please try to be nice to one another. Like I said, I have no issue with the banning. That is...well, whatever. I do have a problem with publicly announcing it for no. fucking. reason. All it did was piss people off. So a self proclaimed "positive community" finds it remotely acceptable to humiliate someone? No. Sorry, that won't do it for me. The banning will be whatever in a few days. Epiphora will go on. The thread will remain, however, to remind us all what a low class community we are. Nice.

As of yet, the admins haven't explained anything, and they can't justify their rude post announcing it. I do believe they owe the community in general an apology for their behavior. This is horrible behavior from a professional company that should really know better. I am really offended that they feel the need to announce that they banned someone. You can say it wasn't meant to be humiliating, but it was nonetheless humiliating. And, I am sorry, but I really believe it was meant to do just that.

A lot if folks think the thread was a stupid thread to start in the forums. But, hey if you think it is positive to show people that you are chill with pissing everyone, that is a personal problem. And ya' know what? Karma's a bitch.

The admins need to apologize like we would have our kids do if they fucked up. Man up peeps.

Will I continue to work with them? Yes. They have not wronged me, I just think certain things they have done were childish and pathetic. I have no direct qualms with them, and so I will continue my relationship with said company...I just may not refer anyone else to the forums because this was embarrassing.

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Dear Mr Postman


Dear Mr. Postman,

Please for the love of Pete, when you drop a package at the door shake it off. When I got to the door and brought my cinch in there were like 100 mites on it. Please remember that the local wildlife that was flooded out of the creek has managed to make its way to my place (and I am just to fucking nice to kill them all). I had to go back outside, shake off said package, open it and dispose of the box, then bring the cinch in. I was not thrilled at the prospect of opening a box that could have easily housed sex toys in front of my older Southern Baptist neighbors who have a tendency to watch out their windows.

Thank you,

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Update from hell peoples :)


What have I been doing lately? Well besides watching the 1000 year flood waters recede back into the nasty ass Cumberland River where they belong, I have been packing and whatnot to move.

My Mother's Day was spent handing out cupcakes down the road from my house to other moms whose homes were under water when Nashville flooded. Oh yeah, in case you have been living under a rock, we found Atlantis...it is really called Bellevue and it was totally submerged. Much like I nearly was because my retarded ass needed to try to go to church. Yeah, that worked out well. I was flooded out of my subdivision, and evacuated to "higher ground." Bullshit. My so called "higher ground" flooded in front of my eyes and I made a mad dash through 3 feet or so if water to another city to wait out the rain. Hey, did I mention my kids were at home with J's mom while the fucking city flooded and I wasn't sure I would ever see them again. Yeah, that was great.

My birthday is in a few weeks as well...ugh. J is in San Diego working, and I am here, and I miss him horribly. I just don't know what to make of it all at this point. We were lucky this month, so let's see what is in store for us in the future :) Oh and the tree photo is to show you just how high some of the water in our area rose...mind you this is a dry area any other day.

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Rain...


Ok, so we had a little rain today...ok a lot of rain. I left at 8:30 and couldn't get back until almost 1pm. We were totally flooded out! Anywho...

So J and I are getting rid of toys we have doubles of...mainly a ton of bullets. Basically we have all these toys that are the same and it is totally pointless. I am also working on a new video review that will be up this week (hopefully), so that should be interesting enough. It is for a glow in the dark dildo...just try to picture that kick-ass review. I reorganized all my toys today because I was crazy bored. So all my vaginal balls, my Vamp, and my Sexy Bunny are all right next to the bed now. I also have my chocolate sauce, a few condoms, a cock ring, some toy wipes, and nipple clamps in there (this is my corset box). I put most of the other toys in the closet locked in my Devine Playchest.

Also, while I was perusing a blog, I saw the video of Christina Aguilara's "Not Myself Tonight." Umm, that ball gag? I want. I am considering altering the one I have now as a result. BTW, the video is very Madonna-esqu...I kind of liked it. Alright...that's it for tonight.

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Is this shit even legal???


Ok, so everyone is on this bandwagon, and I thought I would shed some light to any readers who don't already know about the website Healthy Strokes. You can read Epophora's take as well as Saraid's take. Let me being by placing a disclaimer that I am not a physician, but I think I may know just a little more about the female body than this guy. He is an absolute idiot.

I masturbate with a back massager, and I've always wanted to know if that's good or bad. I have really good orgasms and I can masturbate up to 30 times a day. (age 13)

I think it's bad. You should be developing a healthy sexuality so you can successfully have sex with a partner someday. I don't think a massager helps you do that.

Then...

I really want a vibrator but I don't know how to get one. I am not very open with my older sister or mother or any other older woman so I can't ask them. Where can I get one? (age 13)

I don't know that I'd recommend a vibrator at age 13. You ought to get to know your body better first. All I could do is tell you about a bunch of web sites, for which you probably don't have a credit card. (One of the most popular vibrators, the Hitachi Magic Wand, is available on amazon.com for $39.99. I don't recommend a vibrator or any particular brand or website.) You might consider buying one on eBay. Many eBay sellers accept cash or money orders.

I think you'll have to ask someone who has a credit card and/or can go into the kind of local store that sells them. They will probably assume you want it for masturbating.

Um, ok, so you are a hypocrite, right? First they are bad, then you tell a 13 year old to ask someone to buy her one. Oh, and I would never say, hey you want a vibrator? You're 13? The Hitachi, of all things, is right up your alley. Areyoufuckingjoking!?!?!?

Oh and I am totally fucking speechless:

I want a vibrator but I don't know how to get one. Do you think I can go into Le Sex Shoppe and get one? I look old enough for them to think that I am of age. Is it OK if I fantasize about having sex with women. I know I don't swing that way but I would like to try it one day. (age 15)

Vibrators are generally not age-restricted by the government, so I don't think you wouldn't be breaking any law by buying one. Stores like that know that some of their customers are underage and don't make an issue unless they're selling a restricted product. As I suggested above, you might consider buying one on eBay. What you fantasize about is up to you.

While vibrators are not really *restricted* by age per say, um...she isn't 18 and cannot legally enter a sex store you fucking moron. OMFG. OMG.

Ummm.....yeah, he seems to be a lot on the incestuous side. Right, because I would be cool with my older sister fucking me with a vibrator. Good Lord.

Is it OK to help your younger sister who is 12 to masturbate with your vibrator? I don't touch her myself. I use the vibrator. (age 16)

I don't see anything wrong with that. Of course, once you've shown her how, you won't need to help anymore.

Holy fuck...what the...why? Just why???

Are there any household items that can serve as lubes? Where can I get them? How do I use them? How do I keep my mom from noticing I masturbate? P.S. I love your site. (age 14)

Lots of young people use lotion, Vaseline, or ordinary saliva as lubes. Just apply a drop or two to the area that you are stimulating. I think if you clean up and don't leave sex toys and sexy pictures lying around, she won't notice.

Lotion? Vaseline? Umm, dude, chicks shouldn't stick that shit in their vaginas. Oh. My. God. Does anyone else see the issues here?

Why do males masturbate more than females?

As discussed elsewhere on this site, masturbation is universal among males past puberty, while only three quarters of females have done so by their 18th birthday. Remember why males masturbate:

  1. They enjoy it
  2. To release built-up sexual fluids; and
  3. To keep their sperm in good condition for fertilization.
These last two reasons amount to a biological imperative for males to masturbate. Females don't share this biological imperative. So the only reason they do it is because they enjoy it. Considered in this light, it's understandable that (1) more males masturbate; and (2) males are more likely to make a regular habit of it.

Because I have never looked at J and said "fuck me, fuck me now or I might die." Oh, and it isn't a biological necessity, apparently he has never heard of asexuals. Just fucking amazing. He also says that not ejaculating for two weeks causes prostate damage. Asshole, this isn't true, if it was there would be a ton of unhappy males out there. J has gone months with nothing while he was deployed or training, it is possible. Oh and another thing, you don't need to jack off to keep your sperm healthy. In fact doing so too much will lessen chances of pregnancy, hence doctors telling fertility patients to only have sex during ovulation to increase the chance of pregnancy. Of course he might know this shit if he googled it.

So why don't I warn against heterosexual experimentation too? Because this isn't a two-way street; many females would reject a male for having engaged in homosexual activity, but no gay men would reject one for having experimented heterosexually. So it's rational for a male to postpone homosexual experimentation until he's certain he's gay.

Please, I beg of you please, tell me if I am wrong here: This is a generalized assumption, and there is a such thing as bi-sexual activity...I would know. So, having said that, how can one assume no gay male would reject another based on past sexual activity/preferences? Being gay is not so taboo that there are only six of them out there, so they can be just as picky as the next. To me this is the equivalent of saying all men like to watch lesbians. It simply isn't true.

I could go on and on and on...please for the love of all things do not let your kids get advise for retards like this one. I have two daughters and I fear everyday that someone will give them bad info like this. These kids who are taking his advise are in a bad position, they cannot be sexually healthy using this site. Besides, I am pretty fucking sure he is some 45 year old fat, bald guy with bad acne that has never been laid before and is living in his mom's basement jacking off to all the questions asked by 12 year olds. Sorry, but is how I feel about the situation.

Oh, one other thing, this whole TMS bullshit? Yeah, so if a guy can't masturbate on his stomach how does this asshole suggest he perform missionary sex (even though I think missionary is horrid)?




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Stress sux


I am exhausted. Completely. Totally. Irreversibly (ok, maybe not irreversibly, but still). Exhausted. I cannot seem to stay awake for over a few hours at a time. I am stressed out all the time. I love J, but he keeps stressing me out. I hate moving, but I can't wait to get to San Diego so I can just relax for two days and get my damned head on straight.

I have reviews I need to do, cleaning, making sure the kids don't break anything while we are trying to sell the house, and a whole list of other shit I need to keep up on.

What makes it better? We need money. Yup, I need a job and I am freaking the fuck out about it. I guess I shouldn't; I just can't help myself.

That's it for the moment, look for an HNT tonight folks.

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Morning sex...


Ugh, I have been hating my mornings. Let me tell you. I get up at 6am to get the kid ready for school, she is out the door around 7am. Then get the other kid to school at 8:30am. All while J is asleep. Not that I mind that part because he will be leaving for Cali soon and will be getting up at like 4:30am to get to work by like 8am. It would be bitchy of me to resent him.

Anyway...I never get my coffee anymore, and I am often very cranky as a direct result. I like to have my cup of coffee and read all the posts and blogs and whatnot that I can while I wake up. Ugh, I seriously need a new job...anyone want to hire a professional Virtual Assistant? No, seriously, anyone? No, fine. I really do enjoy working from home, and I work better that way, but hey, whatever. So, I never get my coffee, I get up early, I am cranky, and then...

drum-roll please

You guessed it...J wants sex. Are you fucking kidding?!?!? Well, of course I end up doing it, but come on people!!! Can't I get a damn cup of coffee anymore?!? Ok, for my birthday I want everyone to pitch in and get me my Coffee Maker!!! PLEASE :)

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Sometimes it can be too much


It's been a while since I have really written a post here. There are reasons for that, though. I had some drama I had to dismiss recently and it was harder than I expected. I ended up losing a friend over it all, not that I really care though. You see a so called friend of mine had an affair...that I can deal with, because you know...shit happens. What I could not deal with was her total inability to take responsibility for what she did. She just kept making excuses rather than saying, yup I did it, here is why, and it was wrong.

Let me begin here. I have a good friend who's great husband allows her to have a boyfriend on the side. Now, I don't know all the details in that relationship, and to be honest they don't really matter all that much. What matters is is the fact that she is honest about her lifestyle. In the other situation, that friend is not honest. She sneaks around, uses us as her excuse. That is the part I take issue with. I don't like that she repeatedly says it was an accident. Umm...so will it be an accident tomorrow? Most people learn from their mistakes, not her.

The part that really grates at me? She had the audacity to call me her best friend. All she does is lie and cheat and she calls me her best friend. I haven't heard an honest thing come out of her mouth in years. Excuse me if I don't think we are actually friends. So I basically told her I was choosing sides in a giant mess she created and that we were no longer friends to any remote extent. Do I feel bad? Not really. I mean, she lies and cheats and is not a good person, so in all I feel I have lost nothing.

In other news...

I was diagnosed with PCOS, clearly it is a rising issue in women. My concern is that I am all about having more kids...you know, like I want 6 or so...

Well, that is on hold for now because I am no longer fucking ovulating. Stupid ovaries. I was really upset about a week ago because of this. Actually, a few weeks ago I broke down and cried because my sister sent me her wedding photos and she's knocked up with damn twins and I can't even get one. AGGGHHH. Can you just hear me screaming into my pillow? Yes, I know I have kids...I want more. I feel like it is the only thing I do right sometimes. I never had issues getting pregnant before and now it is driving me nuts. What makes it worse is that my very best friend has PCOS and she has no kids at all. Plus, her 17 year old cousin just got pregnant. Said friend is almost 27. She is a wreck over it all. I can't even begin to imagine her pain. If I feel this bad because I can't have more, I can't begin to know how bad it feels to not be able to have one. To add insult t injury for her people keep giving helpful alternatives to her...I think she may kill someone. I want to slap a few people for her. It's been a long few weeks.

On the upside I will be moving to San Diego in the middle of May!!! Yay!!!

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I'm a wiener!!!


Err, well winner anyway. So I was just notified by Insatiable Desire that I won third freakin' place in her Birthday Bash contest on her website!!! Fucking AWESOME!!! Especially since I had totally forgotten that I had even entered the damn thing.


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Squee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So we have been crazy busy over here. J got home and about a week later the dogs got out and ran off to God knows where. I actually got a call saying someone saw one of them running around Harding Rd (mind you that is a big fucking street), like I am supposed to not take my kids to school, call the bank to yell at them, and do my other 39,667 I have to do today just so I can drive for another three hours looking for a dog that is, more than likely, not mine...again. Ugh. But I miss my babies, and I want them home more than you can imagine. I just know someone has my beagle and has seen one of my 200 ads and is refusing to give him back...I hope he bites them in the shins. Ok, I am clearly lacking sleep too.

After the pups ran off I had to go to the Dr for a raging
UTI, gee, I can't imagine how I would get one of those (you know, since J is home after a year of being gone). When I got home the MIL has this retarded look on her face and J says to pack our shit, we are moving to San Diego. Are you fucking with me? No, he wasn't he got the job in San Diego, and now...we get to go. Ok, well, he will go in a week or two, then we wait for the midgets to get out of school, then I will get to go out there. Stoked. So, we are looking at apartments, and condos in San Diego, Alpine, and Poway. Yippee!!!

Oh, and to make matters better, I finally got my E-stim vibe in the mail from EF yesterday :)


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Ouch...where the fuck did that come from?


So almost all of you know J came home last week. He was in MS and I had to go get him because he refused to wait until Friday to come home. So I drove to MS Tuesday and picked him up; we stayed the night in AL and came home Wednesday. We had a ton of fun together. I have missed him way too much for my own good since he left.

Then comes Friday night...

Oh my. Where do I even begin. Well, let's start with the fact that he has been gone almost a whole year and hasn't had a chance to really play with me, or any of the newer toys. Sure...he was here in November, but we were in Bostone, NYC and Philly during that time and we had the kids with us. So Friday night came. He seriously didn't want me to know what he was going to do to me apparently. There are never blindfolds in our play, but he used one.
And cuffs
And a flogger
And some clamps
And the Vamp (we won't get into that, but damn I am still sore)
And a g-spot vibe
And who knows what else...

It was like that for a while too.

I am still recovering. That's it.


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Ugh...marriage

Really. I don't even know where to begin. My stress level is through the roof as I look for a job, J has been bugging the hell out of me about it, and my sister is a pain in the ass on top of all that. I am undeniably tired of the bullshit.

I hate where we live, the schools suck ass, the people are rude, and you can't get a decent Italian meal for shit. I am sick of it and I am SO ready to uproot and move to NYC or somewhere relative to who we really are.

Anywho...I have a butt load of reviews to push out, but I am lost on some of them. Ick. I hate that. Oh well.

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Blah, blah, blah...BULLSHIT


Oh sorry, I may feel a rant coming on here. I know, I know...where the hell are the reviews Alley? Well, geeze people give me a moment. I will have a new review or two up by tonight...YAY. Anywho...this blog isn't just about reviews...I have a life too (kinda).

Well, I love Facebook, but good heavens people...

QUIT BITCHING 24/7

I don't care that you haven't slept in two weeks because your child is teething. Been there. Done that. Get the hell over it.

I don't care if your husband won't help with the dishes. Lots of women do dishes all by themselves. Get the hell over it. Oh and if he notices that you spend 12 hours a day on FB bitching about him and he chooses to leave you...it's your own damn fault you idiot.

Gosh people. Aren't we just a wee bit selfish.

I haven't slept in months...sick kids, sick me and my stupid hospitalizations. I have been poked and prodded to Georgia and back. My hair is falling out, I was diagnosed as postmenopausal...blah blah blah. Who the hell really cares.
*Ok, well I care about that stuff, but that isn't the point of this rant*

I really wish people would make a concentrated effort to SMILE. Just once a day. That's all. Just a smile.

On a wonderful up note I had a fun experience online with J today. Hehehe. It was totally innocent until he decided I needed an orgasm. Um...ok? I will take it when I can get it. Plus he should be home soon so let the doors be ready to be locked for a long time!!!

I am demanding at least 48 hours child free. After that I will go back to being Mommy by day and sex toy by...well, whenever J wants. :) I have some restraints that need some SERIOUS attention.

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When the hell did I get so FUCKING busy???


Oh. My. Word. When the hell did I get so damn busy? I feel like it has been the week or two from hell. Doctors appointments, more flippin' snow days (because 1/8 of an inch of snow means we can't leave the house, right?), sick kids, lots of reviews, preparing for J to come home, and who know what the hell else. Oh wait. The mother~in~law moved in too.

So about those Doctor's appointments...

Yeah, well it appears I have Alopecia. Yeah. No shit. But the good news is that it can be managed easily. Well, that's more like it. I ended up buying a fall because I couldn't take looking at my nasty scraggly hair any longer, so I covered that shit with a headband fall. So I have a special medication I use daily for a month then twice a month for...well...forever really. Awesome. Just what I needed.

So let's recap shall we. In October I was put in the ER because of H1N1, then I was admitted for a high heart rate and was told I have SVT. Super. So then my doctor decided I am not depressed or crazy, but I have PMDD. OB/GYN treats that with NuvaRing even though I told him I was allergic to Estrodile. NuvaRing makes my hair fall out. Not a little. Over 3/4 of my fucking hair fell out of my head. Why? Because I am fucking allergic to Estrodile. Stupid Dr. My scalp swelled up and my hair fell out. Then blood tests come back saying I am post menopausal. OB/GYN says that isn't possible. Well, test results beg to differ. Ugh...I am just so over all this shit.

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Figures

So, I am behind in reviews...well ok, not really. I am good as long as I am sure to get the sponsored reviews out first and foremost. But see, I am doing this video review that should have been up yesterday, but I have fucked the editing up massively and I am all frazzled. I deleted an entire section then saved it. After I was like...yeah, no shit that would happen. So I am redoing the whole damn thing tomorrow and hopefully it will be done and over with.

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Blood Play


Ok, maybe not because that is SO GROSS. But...I did get my period today, which means I am bleeding like a stuck pig and have gawd awful cramps to go with it.

So, I was just standing there minding my own business when it happened. GUSH. Seriously. I wanted to die. Right through a tampon, a menstrual cup, and a pad. No shit. Really. I had only taken precautions earlier (two hours earlier) just in case by body failed me like it has so many times before. Yup. It happened again. Nice.

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Hairloss and my sex life?

So if you happen to have read on my other blog you will know by now I was diagnosed with Alopecia (a condition that causes random to total, in my case total, hairloss). The catalyst for the Alopecia is unknown, which is really sickening to me. But what is my most recent concern? My sex life.

Why? Well I know J says he will still love me, and I don't doubt that, but I also know that he likes long hair. It kills me to think that when he comes home I may have, no...most likely will have no hair left on my head. I know he loves me, but what will he think of me? Will he be in shock, will he not mind at all, truly not mind? Will it be unattractive to him? I really believe these are valid concerns of a married woman.

*Sigh*

If you want to see what all is happening and how it all goes you can follow here.

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Love your body please


So, seven years ago I was a size zero with B cup boobs, thick legs (which I thought were totally sexy) and long thick dark hair. I looked as Latin as my genetic roots are. I am of an American-Italian decent, so I really portrayed that well. And I loved my body, I felt good. I always wished I had bigger breasts, but hey, that could be done, right? Then I met J.

Well, I got pregnant and my body was shot to hell. I was underweight at a whopping 98lbs, so I gained a ton of weight. I looked like a fucking whale, and NOT a cute one. When I had my daughter I lost 90% of the weight, but not all of it. I was devastated. I knew that would happen, but it hurt me to look at my new "mommy" body. After a ton of working out and dedication (thank you USMC for giving me the strength to do that one), I was at a place where I was happy with my body. J was deployed and he came home to my new body. Then, he got my new body pregnant. Again. Ugh...

I had my second daughter and never really could lose all the weight due to several medical issues after giving birth. Four years later I was finally happy with my body again. Thank God for that. Then I got sick...FUCK ME. I began to gain weight because of medications and hormones...here we go again. I am still not happy with my body to the fullest extent (in part due to Alopecia, so now I have a belly and I am going bald...fucking awesome), but I have made a decision.

I am going to look at one part of my body and love it for a month. I started with my breasts...I nursed one child, they grew, and they aren't all saggy, so damn it I will love my breasts. I stand in front of the mirror, and as I cringe at my belly or my ass, I look at my breasts and say..."well, at least you two look good." Then I walk away. I am working on the parts I don't like, but I will learn to love the ones I cannot change.

Why am I writing this? Because so many girls and women hate their bodies. I vote we all ban together and vow to learn to love what we have. Nothing is more powerful than self love. They say you will never really love anyone until you learn to love yourself first. So let's all do that, learn to love ourselves first. Then we can pass this amazing knowledge onto our daughters. And they can pass it onto their daughters, and so on and so forth. I know most women know all this, but I am suggesting we all try to do it together, as a group. When you have a support group you are more likely to commit and see through that commitment.

I may never learn to love every part of my body, but maybe I can learn to be ok with it. To all of you who have mastered this:

You are my heroes!!!

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Yummy Win


Ok, so I am having a Mommy moment here. I did post this on my other blog, along with the recipe if anyone wants it, but I neededto post it here too. I am just so freaking proud of my to die for truffles that I made. I plan to make them for Valentine's day for my kids' classes, but I needed a test run first so I didn't fuck them up completely. Because, that would suck. Ok, I won't bore you with Vanilla type crap anymore tonight. I am going to have a truffle and light my candle and have a glass of wine, oh wait...I have no wine...damn it all. Ok, well 2 outta three isn't too bad.

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