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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dear Mr Postman

Dear Mr. Postman,

Please for the love of Pete, when you drop a package at the door shake it off. When I got to the door and brought my cinch in there were like 100 mites on it. Please remember that the local wildlife that was flooded out of the creek has managed to make its way to my place (and I am just to fucking nice to kill them all). I had to go back outside, shake off said package, open it and dispose of the box, then bring the cinch in. I was not thrilled at the prospect of opening a box that could have easily housed sex toys in front of my older Southern Baptist neighbors who have a tendency to watch out their windows.

Thank you,