Monday, June 14, 2010

i-Vibe and Toyfluid

I have never owned, or even used a pocket rocket before, so this was a welcomed first for me. I kept reading about how they are the basic and must have in a toy box, so when I was offered one by Vibrator.com I jumped at it. I loved the idea, plus I can offer up the perspective that someone who has never used a pocket rocket before might find helpful. I received the i-Vibe to test out. It is smallish and cute, mine is blue. I love the translucent look of the toy itself. It even comes with a textured (a group of rigid little nodules that aren't as painful as they look) cap that can be removed to reveal the basic three metal nobs on top of the toy.

It takes a single AA battery, so there isn't a ton of power, but since it is for clitoral stimulation and not insertion that shouldn't be too much of an issue. The battery insertion is basic, just twist the base to the left and drop the battery in plus side down. Done. Then, there are two settings, on and off. Simple as can be. I can see why the pocket rocket is such a hot item. The simple design, the relatively powerful (yet very buzzy) vibrations and the quiet noise level all make for an excellent first toy.

Now, I wish I could say I loved this toy to pieces, but I didn't. Honestly the flaw isn't in the vibrator itself. The basic use is just to simple and the vibrations just aren't deep enough for me. For anyone else considering this toy? Here are some great things about it:

*The vibrations are centered at the top where the toy connects with the clitoris
*Non-porous and easily cleaned (toy cleaner wipes are easiest)
*Can be used with any lubricant
*VIbrations are relatively strong
*Easy on/off dial base

See? While I may not have loved it, I can see why so many people do. Even J noted that it could be a great first time toy for a lover...you know, like a gift. Plus, it's pretty.

Toyfluid...(recommended)

What lubricant did I use with my i-vibe? Toyfluid by Fun Factory. I love Fun Factory. They have high standards like me. Toyfluid is a water based lubricant that is paraben free (it does contain glycerin, so if you don't react well to glycerin be aware of that). It comes in a sleek (I am guessing) aluminum container that dispenses using a pump rather than the traditional tip up top that tends to leak everywhere. One pump will add enough lube for most people, and it meshes well with your own natural fluids. It did leave some residue, but not enough to concern me.

Because Toyfluid is water based it washes off easily with a quick rinse. It is also compatible with all toy types, especially considering that it is made specifically for use with sex toys. It is rather thin, so I was not a fan of this particular lubricant for use anally, but otherwise it is quickly becoming a favorite of mine and J's. This may be one to keep around, especially if you, like me, enjoy silicone toys.








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Desire Vibrator

Babeland sent me the Desire Vibe to review. So, I was all like "aww...it's so pretty." Yeah, that was until I saw the damn thing. It's huge! Like oh. my. gosh. huge. So this suck is like ten feet long...ok, maybe not, but it is about the size of my palm twice over. To put into perspective how large and powerful this vibe is, let's begin with the fact that it uses TWO C batteries. Yeah, two C. Umm...that is like a car motor (again, not really, but is it powerful). It is also about 1.5 inches thick, so if you prefer the smaller vibes...keep looking.

It is a basic vibrator. The only thing that truly makes this different in the world of vibrators is the fact that it is larger, and more powerful than most other vibrators. Now, it isn't exactly Hitachi strong, but it is still very very string considering it is battery powered and not electric. Plus, it can be used internally. I know other electric vibes have the attachments and all, but this offers the full strength of the vibrator and offers it internally.

The Desire is sleek, long and pretty. It is a metallic colored plastic, which makes cleaning easy. I don't bleach because of the metallic coloring, but it can be wiped with alcohol to sanitize, plus there is always the basic toy cleaner and water (which I like). It is much lighter than I anticipated, which was great because I don't want to end playing because I have tennis elbow or something crazy like that...that would seriously suck. The dial base that allows fluid escalation in power is another winning feature for me. I don't care much for the buzz pause BUZZ...ugh.

Overall...yeah, it wasn't what I expected at all. It was huge and I thought it would be small, and it performed well when I was sure it would suck.







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Friday, May 21, 2010

Takin' out the trash

Hey, there are like a hundred networking sites out there now, so I chose a few and I am on them now, so come follow me or join me :)

Twitter

Facebook

Tumblr

Yahoo id: JsCuriousAlley


So you have those, now you can follow and see what I am up to each and every second of the day. Ridiculous, I know. But, I can tell you that you might get a few funny links from Tumblr or from Twitter...or at least on Twitter you can see a billion other reviewers online.

As well, you may notice my blog changing over the next few days. No biggie, no major overhaul. Just a light spring clean and takin' out the garbage. It will be better than it was in the beginning when I finish getting rid of certain things.

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Morality


If you have none, no morals, no ethics...

Please go the hell away...

Don't tell me I can't take to my blog to rant...

Don't tell me you care about my feelings...

Don't bullshit the people who got you where you are...

This all makes you a GIANT ASSHOLE.

That is all.

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Monday, May 17, 2010

Here's a toy I can sink my teeth into

Twi-hards everywhere are ecstatic. So thanks to Tantus (and the amazing Carrie Ann, who sent this to me for Christmas) you can now have Edward any time you would like. Seriously. The Vamp. A solid silicone dildo measuring about 6.25 inchs (insertable) long and 1.5 inches thick, the Vamp is just what you would expect from Edward. It is a very pale skin tone with light sparkles that shine in the light, just like the real vampires (you know, if there were any...and if there were, I wouldn't need a dildo...I would just fuck one of them).

At first glance I thought the Vamp was massive. I generally don't get anything over 1.25 inches thick, but I made the sacrifice just so I could tell people I had one. The Vamp holds warmth as well as cool. You can warm it up in a bowl of warm water (please don't use the microwave, you could get hurt...in a bad way), or you can choose to cool it in ice water for that "I am fucking a vampire" feeling.

The head of the toy is very pronounced and offers a lot of sensation upon insertion, but I have to say that the veining and whatnot, yeah, you can't feel it at all unless you are like uber~sensitive. The base is wide enough for safe anal play (and the material can be sanitized) or to be used in a harness for some strap~on play. The silicone is pliable, but is not so flexible that inserting the toy becomes a pain in the ass (literally for some people). The silicone is also slick enough that playing vaginally with no lubricant can actually be done, but remember to use lube while playing anally.

Because of the shape of the head of the Vamp and the slickness of the silicone I don't have too much drag while using it, and it (miraculously doesn't do the infamous "pop" in and out of my body. It actually flows very nicely. I do find myself cleaning off lint all the time, but this is no different from any other silicone toy I happen to own, so no biggie really...I just keep a package of Afterglow wipes by the bed to clean it off with from time to time.

Who might like the Vamp?
Twi~hards world wide. And anyone else who might like a pretty and well made dildo. The size seems large compared to a one inch toy, so don't be shocked when you see it. The size isn't all that huge of a deal, it is still small enough for anyone to use really. Anyone who likes anal play, dildos (in general) and strap~on play might enjoy the Vamp more than they realize. The only thing I would recommend is to know ahead of time what size dildo you like. The Vamp doesn't get wider as it goes in, but rather, it begins that way. It is a phallic shape, and stays true to the size through the entire shaft.

Proper Care & Maintenance
I store my Vamp in a drawstring bag beside my bed {see photo}. I also clean it before and after every use. You can clean your Vamp with warm soap and water, a toy cleaner, boil it, bleach it, or put it on the top rack of your dishwasher. It is fairly easy to maintain. The slickness of the silicone makes all the dust rinse right off. The one restriction to this is lubricant. Water based lubes will not interact with the silicone, but everything else will. I patch tested mine on the bottom and it did not react well with a silicone lubricant, so be careful.

Play safe and have fun :)







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$39.99Vamp
Dildo by Tantus
Material: Silicone
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Moonlight Serenade Kit


Butt plugs, cock rings? What? Lube? Well, ok, most people use lube...but still. I had the chance to review the Moonlight Serenade Kit, and although the name is stupid...well IT IS, I was very pleased with the kit. Let's begin with the fact that it comes with the Bootie Butt Plug by Fun Factory, a Screaming O Vibrating Ring, and a packet of Please Gel Lube (which is, of course water based). To top all that off the whole kit is only $33. The Bootie alone is normally $34...yeah.

So I will begin with the Please Gel Lube, because we all know I have random bottles of lube stashed throughout the house and just have to have like ten bottles on hand at all times...because God forbid I run out of lube. Ok, so...for anyone, and I mean anyone who likes, or even doesn't like lubricant, this is a must have. I know, all you girls are all like "oh my gawd, no, I am always wet and slick!" Liar. I love sex, but my vagina doesn't always agree with me, so I use personal lubricants. The Please Gel Lubricant is a water based and massively thick lube that guarantees vaginal dryness is not going to get in your way of a good time. Seriously, I have tried it, and I know this to be a fact. Since it is water based it can be used with any and all toys, and washes away in water easily. The only downside to that is that shower sex can be difficult. The thickness of the gel allows you to put the lube on and not get a nasty mess and drip all over the damn place. It stays in place and is amazing for anal use. Since it is thick and stays put you don't have to use a half a bottle trying to ensure there is enough lubricant on the toy or whatthehellever your are sticking in your ass (whatever it is, it had better be anal safe if you are an avid reader of my blog). It is also glycerin and paraben free for those who have more sensitivities. I do still prefer silicone lube for anal play when my toys are compatible with it though...just sayin'.

The Screaming O Vibrating ring is your basic cock ring, it fits around the cock and balls and it vibrates (or, basic rings don't vibrate, you caught me). Let me begin with I really don't care for companies that say they are silicone when it is only partially so. The ring is made of "SEBS Silicone," no, wait...coated in. SEBS is nothing more that TPR Silicone blend. Google it. Not that it really matters as this is meant to be a disposable toy, but hey, I like information. The ring is really stretchy, honestly I was sure it would snap (it didn't). The bullet can actually be removed and replaced, but the ring isn't likely to last you very long after the one 30 minute use you get out of it. There is and on/off switch, so if you have a quickie, you can still use it again. The bullet can be aimed up so that the female (in my case anyway) gets clitoral stimulation while the male gets the prolonged erection and light vibrations. Honestly this only works well for me in a few positions where I am extremely close to J. You can also flip the ring and the vibrations can be solely for the wearer. This offers more intense orgasms for your partner as well as the prolonged erection. Do be careful with these and keep scissors around in case you notice any popped blood vessels...they can happen with these stretchy type rings from time to time.

The Bootie, the entire reason this set is so. fucking. amazing. The Bootie us a small ('round abouts three inches long and an inch thick at the widest spot) butt plug made by Fun Factory. It is solid silicone (no silicone based lube) and is very bendable and extremely comfortable. The base, rather than a large round one, is a long line that is made to nestle comfortable between the cheeks. This is a great plug for a beginner or anyone who wants to have prolonged wear time. It is curved (most likely for prostate massage, but I think it may be too small for that) and the neck is thin enough for even the most inexperienced users.

The Moonlight Serenade Kit is perfect for anyone who is looking to try a few toys out on a low budget. You get two toys and a great lube to use. If you are looking to venture into new areas of sexuality this is a great way to start without breaking the bank. Get the Moonlight Serenade Kit and other sex toys at Good Vibrations.







*This product was provided free of charge in exchange for an honest review*

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