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I may alter it...in the name of all things pretty

The Beginner Ball Gag (made by Tantus) is so sweet. Really. It's all girly and cute, like a pacifier almost. So basically it pops right into the mouth (the bulbous part should fit completely), and the more narrow part of the gag will be what the wearer's lips will wrap around. This is awesome because, for me anyway, ball gags can give awful cramping in the jaws that can stay for quite a while after use.

My lips and jaw were able to close comfortably around the more narrow part of the gag, but because the base covered my mouth noise was muffled (duh...because that's the whole point). Well, because of the shape and length of the actual gag part I am totally unable to push this gag out of my mouth. J loves that because I can always push gags out with no problem...in fact, I usually do because my jaw is in such pain (BAD sub).

The gag is solid silicone, which is nice because it can be boiled and disinfected, unlike rubber gags. The straps are leather and are fully detachable (again, great for cleaning). They are held on the gag by two metal snaps...just loop through the holes and they snap around them. The main hold is a velcro piece that can be extended to about (without coming apart easily) 8 inches in diameter, and can go as small as about 5 inches in diameter (this isn't a science, so these are approximate, people). The velcro also lends to the ease of removing the gag quickly if needed...remember, you really shouldn't leave someone gagged alone, things can go very wrong.

The straps can stretch over time (as you wear them), so be aware of that. But, because of the design the wearer can simply hold the gag in easily if they slip down some.

The leather can be cleaned by just wiping it down quickly, so don't worry too much about that. The gag can (in addition to being boiled) be thrown in the dishwasher or cleaned with a mild soap and water. Storage is as simple as tossing it into a drawer, or in my case the bag with our cuffs and such.

Overall...I love this gag. I will even be getting a second one to alter. You know the video Christina Aguilera caught so much shit for? The one with the gag {I added a photo so you could see it}? Yeah...I want to do that to one of these. I think it's hot, and I want it! So...there you have it!

$32.99Beginner ball gag

Mouth gag by Tantus

Material: Silicone / Leather

Safety:

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Hard boiled eggs anyone?

When I opened my inbox to see a Couture Collection Bliss assigned to me only 3 minutes after stating I would willingly be Eden Fantasys' review bitch I was shocked. I mean shocked. This is a hot item people, seriously. I own a few items from the Couture Collection, and I love them...so this is a great addition to my collection.

The Bliss is an egg shaped vibe that is rechargeable. Oh, and it is remote controlled as well. So, do you see why these are flying off the shelves? I have the Amante as well, but this is so much nicer because I don't need three random sized batteries. I do need one odd sized battery (12V) for the remote, but that is no big deal really...you can buy them at Walmart or CVS or something like that. Just pick up a few...they should last you a while.

The Bliss is plastic, and therefore can be used with any type of lubricant, but it needs to be covered when sharing because you just never know. The cord is nylon (not a fan of that at all...I wish it was a solid silicone toy, but vibrations don't travel as well). Oh, and just because there is a retrieval cord does not make this safe for anal play!!! Just a quick warning. If it gets lost in your ass I will laugh...loudly. Then I will tweet it and post it to Facebook. You have been warned.

The egg (really...it looks like an egg) is 2.5 inches long and 1.5 inches thick. That may not seem big to you, but GOOD GODS IN HEAVEN ABOVE, that is massive if you ask me. My largest vaginal ball is 1 inch thick and it is too big to be comfortable in me...so wearing this out to dinner is a no go for me...aww. But, I can wear it around the house and such and give J the controller (that was such a bad idea). I would be in the kitchen and he would be across the apartment and he'd set it off. Nice, but it was a ton of fun to play with (note: apartment...about 20 foot distance). Ooh...and about the size...if you don't have strong muscles and are worried about it falling out, I wouldn't. It is large enough to stay in with little to no effort at all.

One true enjoyment for me was having it in and on while I was using a clitoral vibrator. This gave me vaginal stimulation while giving me something to orgasm around. It added more sensation to my solo time.

Ok...the run down:

The whole kit comes with:

The egg
A charging dock (shaped like a heart)
The remote
A battery for the remote
The plug for the charging dock

To use, just plug the dock in and place the egg in the dock. Once the little light on the egg is green, you're good to go.

How it works:

The remote is stupid proof. Really. There is a dedicated on/off switch and the other one just changes the settings. The egg has a small button that you hold for about 4 seconds (it will turn green) to turn it on, and another 4 to turn it off (it will go red). The settings just cycle through, and to turn it off just use the power button. There are 7 settings in all:

Low
Medium
High
Escalating from low to high repeatedly
Pulsing
Fast pulsations
3 short pulses and a longer buzz

Batteries:

Ok, I am annoyed that we need a special battery for the remote...but whatever. The egg, however actually holds a decent charge. We used it for about 2.5 to 3 hours and it was still good to go (not all at once though). The initial charging took about 2 hours(ish), it was green after that so I have to assume it was fully charged. The instruction book gave no indication of how long to charge it the first go. I was mildly tweeked that the instruction book wasn't more thorough, but it really isn't a huge deal.

In actual use:

Well, I did like it...the thing is...
I found the vibrations to be kind of loud. J says they aren't as loud as I think, but to me they sound really loud, and I worry others will hear them. He said as long as there is some background noise they can't be heard, so I guess all is good there. Maybe I am just paranoid that people will wonder why I am buzzing from my vagina...I dunno. I am quirky like that. The vibrations are strong, but I have felt stronger ones (this may be due to the rechargeable feature). I don't mind it being the level it is because, any stronger would mean louder...that, dear readers, ~~could~~ would be bad.

Cleaning and care:

The Bliss is waterproof. No shit, right? Because if it wasn't I would really think twice before inserting it all the way. Since it's waterproof you can just run it under some warm water with a good toy cleaner and be done. Remember to get the cord clean as well, though. You can also wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect it if you want to. Just go the extra distance, you know?

Overall, I am pleased to own this vibrator, and I will continue to love the Couture Collection pieces. Cal Exotics has outdone themselves...well done!

Travel Teaser

Cal Exotics Travel Teaser from Eden Fantasys

Travel teaser Pocket rocket by California Exotic Material: Plastic Safety: $0.00 Buy from EdenFantasys
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The spikey little nodules that hurt me.

Lube FAIL!!!

Nasty. I totally wish that could be my full review, because that is what the Hot + Sexy warming lubricant is. Nasty. It's gross.

Ok, so here is the actual review...unbiased and all.

Hot + Sexy lubricant comes in a 5 pack with a 1 oz. bottle of each flavor (hot cherry, vanilla, cinnamon, watermelon, and strawberry). I really do like the packaging. It is cute and effective and houses all the lubricants together. The whole package is very pink, which can be bad or good. I see it as good (but I have no issue buying ugly bottles of lube if the lubricant is effective). This pinkness of the pack is not intimidating for those who are looking to spice up their sessions but are easily embarrassed when buying the tools to do so. Plus, if I was not really open to a warming lube, and J brought this home, I might be more inclined to try it since it looks all frilly and shit (that's just me though).

The ingredients had me a little puzzled, I must admit. If you have allergies read each bottle individually. They all have glycerin (even though it isn't listed on the package...it is on the bottles) which can cause yeast infections for some women. If you don't like glycerin, keep that in mind. Also, if you are one who avoids anything with Red Dye 40 know this, Cinnamon, Cherry, and Strawberry all have Red Dye 40 in them...some people avoid this dye like the Black Plague. And the final ingredient that made me say "what the fuck?!?!" Caramel. Yeah, like glycerin wasn't enough...let's add caramel! Really? There wasn't a better ingredient? Caramel is in the Cherry flavor, so yeah...wow.

The Hot + Sexy lube is supposed to be a warming lubricant that gently warms up when blown on. Well, it does warm up...for a second. Certainly not long enough to be useful or pleasurable. The momentary warming was nice, but four seconds of warm does NOT make this a warming lubricant. Which brings me to my next point. Lube. Umm...no.

The lube is thin at best. More like a slightly thick water that has no staying power and needs to be reapplied. If this Hot + Sexy had a decent taste I might be apt to say thin is ok, as is reapplication. However, J said the taste was awful and to "toss that shit, it's fucking useless." Classy J, really.

Now, because J refused to use these lubes a second time...or finish up with me until I washed it all off, I had to taste test these all on my own. Ok...ding ding ding!!! I found the heat! It heated on my tongue, except...that isn't how they are supposed to work. Well, damn. As far as flavor...gross. Cinnamon, watermelon, and cherry are nasty. Watermelon is just fucking disgusting. They are bitter, warm, and have a gross aftertaste. Actually, they all have a pretty bitter aftertaste. Vanilla wasn't totally disgusting, but the aftertaste was enough to never make me use it again. Strawberry tastes like strawberry medicine...so, I guess if you like cough syrup...you're good with this one.

And then comes the water...really. Saliva makes a better lubricant than the Hot + Sexy lube. It has zero staying power. None. At. All. Hot + Sexy is runny at best and makes a huge sticky mess when used, then you have to clean up, but now you have lube everywhere, so you have to do laundry. So now sex, oral or any other kind has just become a giant cleanup process.

Overall, really? Just use saliva and incorporate fruit or something. Save the effort and money and get a better lubricant that isn't just a giant novelty joke. One that does what it claims to do.

A few hot alternative selections:
Warming and flavored: Wet Lotion
Warming, flavored multipack: Razzles
Warming and Glycerin free: System Jo
*Please not I have not tried these personally, but they get decent ratings from (well...Wet and Jo anyway) reviewers I trust.*

Thanks to Eden Fantasys for sending me this product to review.

$0.00Hot + Sexy warming lubricant Lubricant by Doc Johnson Buy from EdenFantasys
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

Kama Sutra...winner like always

Kama Sutra...when I hear this I think of powders and oils and other sensual items. Umm. I guess not everyone hears that though, which is sad if you ask me (and since this is my blog...you DID). My bestie says she thinks of crazy sexual positions that men try to have their wives do, nearly always resulting in a trip to the E.R. Umm...no, not me. I think of a bohemian style packaging with wonderful scents inside it. And a feather duster for the dusts. Yum.

Ok, so I'll go right ahead and begin with the packaging. The dust bag comes packaged in a tin with the Kama Sutra boho wrapping around it. Once you get the lid off you will find a black bag with a plastic bag in it holding the Honey Dust. And a feather tickler for dust application. The dust is really fine, and it will pouf everywhere if you aren't careful...like baking cocoa style. Everywhere. I mean it.

You aren't going to want to put the powder into the pouch without the plastic baggy because of the fine nature of the powder. It will go through, it will make a huge mess, the whole nine. I actually keep mine in the tin without the bags at all. This works for me because of the ease of just being able to dip the feathers in and get to the powder.

Ok, now in actual use? Kama Sutra for the win! This Honey Dust is AMAZING!!! Seriously. It is so versatile it is disgusting. You can powder yourself before sex, after the shower (be sure you're dry first please), before a date, or just to go to the store. Really, this is a great item to make you feel sensual. And the duster is excellent for some sensual teasing in the bedroom :)

I wear mine daily, I have two flavors, Honey and Raspberry. It gets humid during summer so I put some on before I go anywhere in order to keep a bit more dry. The powder keeps you dry, as would any body powder with cornstarch (the main ingredient...along with glucose and flavoring). Just like diaper powder keeps a baby's bottom dry, this does the same for us adults (and it smells wonderful at the same time). I use it on my cleavage and my inner legs to keep dry and comfortable...and being kissable is a great side affect.

I also put the powder on after every shower (once I am totally dry). This gives me a slight scent and a very light taste...that way, when J kisses my neck, he isn't tasting perfume. Now, this does need care when used around the vaginal area because of the sugar in it (I sure am not a fan of yeast infections).

Honey Dust wears well during the day without the nasty clumping and gathering one would expect. It seems to just rest on the top of the skin and give a satiny feel to the skin. It comes off very easily in the shower and vacuums up if {try again...when} you spill it.

I have been using this product for years, and will continue to use it. I love it, and highly recommend it!!!

$25.99Honey dust

Powder by KamaSutra

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Cinch me, pinch me

It's no secret that I love my lingerie and that I am deeply obsessed with corsets. So, I decided I needed to get myself a new waist cinch. The problem there is that most cinches are plastic boning, which makes for a suck-ass pinched waist. Then I saw the Princess Satin Cinch over at Eden Fantasys.

Read my full review.

Morality

If you have none, no morals, no ethics...

Please go the hell away...

Don't tell me I can't take to my blog to rant...

Don't tell me you care about my feelings...

Don't bullshit the people who got you where you are...

This all makes you a GIANT ASSHOLE.

That is all.

Sassy Booty Formula

I will begin with the fact that I have never before tried an anal lubricant. So, basically I have nothing other than your basic water based and silicone based lubes to compare Sassy Booty Formula to. That being said...I must admit I really like this lubricant. I was totally skeptical about it at first, but I like Sliquid so much I had to try it at least once. Let's take a quick look at the ingredients, shall we?

Purified Water, Plant Cellulose, Polyquat 007, DMDM Hydantoin

Ok, now...take a quick glance at the H2O ingredients really quickly please:

Purified Water, Plant Cellulose, Polyquat 007, DMDM Hydantoin

Makes you wonder, right? Yeah, me too. Guess what? They are not the same. Sliquid Sassy is thick, gel like even, while H2O was watery and thinner. It has serious staying power. There is no glycerin and there are no parabens. I had absolutely no discomfort, no burning, and no yeast infection (yes, I had to try it vaginally as well) from using this lubricant. Sliquid Sassy is surprisingly thick, especially considering it is a water based lubricant. I know because I checked, repeatedly.

I prefer water based lubricants because of the chemical compatibility of it with my silicone toys, and having a water based anal lube is great because I never need to worry about ruining my favorite toys with silicone lube again. Now, I won't lie, Sassy did dry up a little faster than my silicone lube, but that is ok. It did out perform every water based lubricant I have ever used before in my life. Plus, I have only had to reapply once during an extended play session.

Now, Sassy is not a desensitizing lubricant. And, to be honest, if you own some...get rid of it. Desensitizing is not safe due to the fact that you are less likely to feel true discomfort that would normally be an indicator of a more serious problem. So you will feel the stretching and whatnot of anal play, but go slow and be careful and you should have a great time.

My only complaint is the cap. I have come to appreciate pump systems because of the drip type spout everyone else uses tenancy to leak. My other Sliquid bottle leaked so badly I had to put the lubricant into a whole new container just to be safe. This particular bottle hasn't leaked, but I still prefer pump style lubes.

It even comes in a cutesy light blue and pink bottle. Now, I know this isn't for everyone, but...Some people may find anal play to be a nerve racking thing, and some of the lubricants can tend to look really tough. This lightens the look of anal play, and, for me anyway, can make it seem less intimidating. Also, because there is no taste or smell it is user friendly to oral sex as well.

This is a great started lubricant to anyone who is interested in anal play. Since there is no desensitizing aftermath, and it is safe for use on all toys (pair it with glass or metal for a silky smooth ride), you get a great amount of lubricant for the price (although you may need to note that you can't take it on a plane until you have transferred bottles because the smallest bottle is still over 3oz.), it is long lasting, and Sassy is super thick. I would honestly recommend Sliquid Sassy to anyone at all.

Inky situation

The Hand blown glass probe by Cal Exotics is a piece of artwork. Truly beautiful. It features sort of a pirate-esque tattooing on the smooth end of the shaft, with a formed and dulled pointed head on one end and an increasing ripple on the other end with a gorgeous curve for g-spot or p-spot stimulation (unfortunately for you I am a chick, so you get no info on p-spot use). The glass is clear and seems flawless, one of the wonders that draws us all near to glass toys.

It is actually a lot smaller than I thought it would be. The shaft is 1 inch thick with the thickest part of the toy being the head at 1.5 inches thick. The probe is 8.5 inches long, the curve makes it look about 7.5 inches long. The smallest nodule on the probed end is about 0.75 inches thick with a total of four sizes up to 1.5 inches thick.

I love glass. It doesn't give at all, so if you need pressure to reach an orgasm you will be set with one good glass piece. As I held it to examine it for cracks or fissures (it is glass, so all precautions need to be taken seriously) I noticed that the inking was on the outside of the glass. Some parts were smooth, almost sticker like, and some were more raised and rough. Now, I don't know about you, but that is a no go for me. I did use it of course (I was, after all, supposed to still review it). I did use a condom, so my review is a wee bit tainted...get over it. During actual use of the probe...umm yeah, wow. I loved it. Really, I did. The glass held cold very well and the tip end of the probe was nice for g-spot stimulation. I would be careful if you're a thruster though, slamming into the cervix with a glass probe hurts. I know this for a fact.

The tapered bubbly end of the probe was great both anally and vaginally (umm, no vaginal after anal though). I didn't need a condom since I just made good and sure the painty area wasn't up in me. Lovely thing about glass? Any lube you love. Any. Really, awesome. Also, you can clean it easily too. Hold it in boiling water for three minutes, 10% bleach wipe down, or a toy cleaner. Options are limitless with glass toys. The curve and the textures helped in holding the probe during use, but be aware that the toy will get slippery if lubricant ends up on whatever you're holding on to.

My only issue:

Now, I say this is my only issue, but it would be the one to make or break this review for the hand blown glass probe (which, by the way could have had a way more kick-ass name).

The inking on the probe is on the outside and when I went over it with my nail in a few areas a top layer type thing came off (hence the condom). Only a few little areas of ink flaked, but it is enough for me to say I won't be shoving it into my body. Especially since I have no idea what the hell the tattoo is actually made up of or how it is applied or anything. And nothing against China or the manufacturers, but we all remember the Walmart fiasco where there was lead in toys and appliques on clothing, right? Well, if that is the case...umm I don't want that in me. Now, I don't know this for sure so don't be all like "well Alley said that [blah blah blah]." All I am saying is I am picky about what I use, so I won't insert this without protection.

Small side note: This is not really discreet, I am pretty sure people will know what it is for. Plus, you should store it away from other heavy toys to avoid cracks and such. I store mine is a padded draw string bag to ensure safety if it drops.

Recommended?

I don't know if I would actually recommend this without actually knowing the answers to my questions. As of now...no, I in no way recommend this toy.

If I were to recommend this it would be to someone who actually ever owned a toy before. Glass is fragile and can crack and whatnot, so care is essential. I wouldn't recommend this as a first toy for a few reasons:
1. It is a probe and can be used anally, but someone with no knowledge of anal toy safety could potentially hurt themselves.
2. Glass can hurt. If you slam into your vaginal walls or cervix you can bruise them, so knowing how to use a toy for yourself can be helpful.

Since it is small you could get this as a first glass toy.

Wow, a first for me...thank you!

Ok, so I have never owned a rabbit style vibrator. The one reason I have never owned a rabbit vibe before was size. I don't particularly care for girthy toys. The Bella is 1.25 inches thick and the insertable length is 4.75 inches. I suppose that may not be enough for some women, but for me it was wonderful. The Bella features a slight nub at the tip for g-spot pleasure (although I never really felt it), and is soft and squishy(ish). It really resembles my Enchanted vibe, which is another member of the Cal Exotics couture line.

The Bella is made of silicone, but I am not so sure it is 100% silicone, rumors of people cutting them open and finding foam made it my way. Umm, I don't care? Nope, I still like it. The silicone allows for sterilization, you can use a 10% bleach solution or boil it (I am guessing by holding it upside down in the water). The texture of the silicone is matte, so it isn't slick, but it really doesn't have a whole lot of drag to it. Also, silicone means only water based lubricants may be used on this toy. Period. Try some of these.

There are ridges along the top of the internal vibrator, and along the clitoral stimulator (which totally looks like a thumb, if you ask me...and you did...that's why I am reviewing it). The tip of the clitoral stimulator has dots on the top of it for added stimulation (in the shape of a flower even), these actually do work a little bit. While there is still that squishiness (now I am making up words) I love about this line, there is less give because of the added motor in the top of the vibrator.

The control unit is on the base, and I love it. It is a sleek silver, and you will know it is on when the lights come on as the indicator. There is a dedicated on/off button for the entire unit, and two different buttons to control the rotating head and the clitoral vibrator. The control for the rotation is two arrows forming a circle and the waves are for the clitoral stimulator, each is totally separate from the other so you can use just one or both. The rotation has three speeds, and I found them to be decent, but not too thrilling really. This is the draw to the rabbit vibes for me, the rotating heads most of them have, but I was a little disappointed. The rotation loses significant power once inserted, but from what I have gathered this is not an uncommon complaint. The clitoral unit has seven speeds, your basic three speed, plus four pulsing speeds...basic, faster an escalation, and a variable pulsing. The escalated pulsing is my favorite for a good tease during use, then I will escalate up to the steady speeds for a good orgasm. I must add that if you use both motors at once they do lose some power, but it wasn't enough for me to call it an actual issue.

If you leave the rotation off you can thrust while using the clitoral vibe. It isn't particularly my favorite thing, but I actually prefer a dildo for thrusting anyway. Plus, the base is a little bit bulky and a kind of squared off shape, so holding it tight is not the most comfortable way to work. As well as thrusting you can just let the rotations relax you and get you in the mood for some heavier play. The softness of the Bella will not allow for enough pressure (for me anyway) to orgasm from it alone, but it makes for a great foreplay toy if that is what you are looking for. You can also use this for nipple stimulation or anything else you can imagine...you only need to think outside the box.

Speaking of boxes...well, I simply don't like the box. It is too large considering the toy is just tossed in there in a sealed bag. The box features the toy under running water all pretty like, but doesn't really do much for me. I certainly don't need a half naked hooker on the box, but I guess I do need more than just water.

The batteries we a bit of an annoyance. I seem to be coming across more and more toys using three AAA batteries. What the hell people? Ugh. So after I dug the damn third battery up I inserted them. The battery case is very self explanatory. There are two slots on the front and one in back. Match them up like your two year old does with all those puzzles, umm be sure the metal pieces are down though, and put the cap back on. I did get about two hours out of my vibrator on one set of batteries, not bad considering I am working with two motors. Just so you know, to extend battery life always remove them when your toy is not in use.

I must note that the Bella is in no way, shape or form anywhere near close to being discreet. It looks like a vibrator. Sorry, but anyone who sees it will know off the bat what it is they are seeing. It is loud, but the noise is easily muffled, although you could hear it just the slightest bit through my bedroom door. So I would not recommend this to anyone who needs serious discretion. Beyond that...well, I love that this isn't a traditional phallic shape. I prefer non phallic toys, so this is a great way for me to still get my rabbit vibe.

I was very pleased overall. I enjoyed my time with the Bella. Oh! Did I mention she is waterproof. Tried and true. I took her in the bath with me. Now...the battery cap is plastic and it just twist locks and has NO o-ring. So, the safety is still questionable with water. I believe it is only a matter of time because my Enchanted battery cap is very loose now and wiggles if you move the vibrator. An additional thing to note, and quite possibly something that Cal Exotics might want to fix in future models.

I would mostly recommend the Bella as a first rabbit. Why? Well, the controls are crazy easy to use, it is non-threatening to anyone looking for a first toy, but...size. Plain and simple, 1.25 inches thick isn't all that big. Most rabbit style vibes average in at 1.5 inches. This is something to consider when looking at this vibrator. If you are a size queen, keep looking. Despite a few flaws, I really love how well this toy operates, and how nice it looks. It was a wonderful first rabbit vibe, and I am so happy I didn't need to run through ten rabbit vibes to find just one I liked.

Sour apples and some sweet fun

I had a great chance to review a super cute gift pack, the Sex Tarts Kit in green apple flavor. This kit includes a small squeeze tube, think hand lotion tube, of green apple (fizzy even) lubricant, a g-spot vibrator, and a set of duo-tone balls all bundled in a cute little plastic package that has a string on top (see photo) to hang it up with.

G-spot vibe:

Ok, so I love my g-spot vibrator. It is the Slimline G (mine is green of course). The vibrator is a total of 8 inches long, 7 of those are insertable. The tip curves to hit the g-spot, and it is about 1.5 inches in diameter at its widest point, although the shaft is about 1/2 inch wide. So basically this toy is meant only as a g-spot vibe. If you love to be filled this will not be your toy. Also, if you need discretion, this is not for you; the strong vibes are matched in loud noise.

If you are new to g-spot play this may actually be a great starter vibrator. The thickness of the bulged tip offers good pressure to the g-spot, and makes finding it all kinds of easy. Plus, the multi-speed function is on a turn dial at the base so that the speeds just roll into one another, making finding your right speed very easy. The slimline vibe is made of plastic, so it is body safe and can be cleaned easily. Just clean with a toy cleaner or wipe it down with some alcohol and you are set to go.

Now, this is a vibrator and there is no mistaking that, so don't leave it out if you are easily embarrassed. It takes two AA batteries, and the motor is actually fairly decent. I was sure it wouldn't be very strong, but I was wrong in my assumptions. The downside is that it feels like the motor is in the shaft, so your hand will get that numb-y feeling from the vibrations. Ooh, ooh...the vibrator is waterproof too. So if you are looking to try female ejaculation, you can try in the shower for faster clean up!!!

Duo-Tone Balls:

I don't know where to begin here...

Let's begin with the material, because that is what I first noticed. The material is plastic with, what feels like, a rubber-cote or TPR coating. It's not very ideal for easy insertion. I like my vaginal exercisers to be smooth and not need lubrication because I prefer to be able to hold them in without added lubricants fighting against me. This was my first issue.

Second. Size. They are huge, way to long for me. I am small, think Oompa Loompa. I am 4'11" and these were relatively painful to wear. The balls are connected with plastic in the middle which added to my difficulty wearing them, so keep this in mind if you are smaller like me. They may be too long to wear comfortably and you may need a set connected by a string or not connected at all (I prefer the latter, personally).

Ok, what the hell are they? A vaginal exerciser. You pop 'em in and hold them there using your PC muscles. This set is connected as I mentioned, and inside each ball is another ball that rattles around and stimulates (in theory) your vaginal walls. I have never been stimulated by any vaginal ball, so I cannot attest to that claim well (unfortunately). I can say I did feel these for the 45 seconds they would stay in at a time. There is also a cord attached to make removal easier on the person wearing the balls...it's really no different than a tampon string as far as feeling it goes.

To clean these all I can recommend is washing them in warm water with a good toy cleaner. You cannot boil them because of the plastic and I am not sure you can wipe alcohol on them...I will have to update you on that when I learn the exact material the balls are made up of.

Lubricant:

Ok, so...here is my only real issue with this item:
"Sugar free"
Yet...it contains sucralose, the stuff used to make Splenda, which is derived from sugar itself. Apparently you can label items as sugar free if under a certain amount is to be consumed as serving...being that this is a lubricant you shouldn't be eating it, so that works...technically.

However, on a "I am going to shove this into my vagina" note, the sucralose can have the same undesirable affects as sugar (i.e. yeast infections). Umm, yuck. So I don't recommend this for vaginal use unless you like to itch, burn, and stuff Monistat inside your lady parts. If you don't get a yeast infection easily, you can just ignore my little rant-y issues. I am a bit of a lube snob, so sorry.

Ok, now I did use this vaginally just to test for reviewing (and immediately showered and cleaned off...plus I have a Diflucan pill on standby). It did work well, but I found it to be watery, and so it dried up kind of fast for my liking. I ended up using something else entirely because I don't like to re-lubricate my toys during use. When I say it dried up fast, I mean within like three minutes fast.

I don't really care for green apple (although the taste wasn't so bad to me) so I took this to a friend and had her try it. She liked the flavor, so there you have it, the flavor of the lubricant was excellent. This would be good for giving head or a hand job (I do think you would have to go through a lot for a hand job though, so consider carefully). To be totally honest this lubricant reminds me of something a fifteen year old high school couple would buy just because it is cute, but as a full blown personal lubricant it doesn't quite cut it. Since it is water based it washed off very easily.

Would I recommend this kit?

Yes and no. Yes because of the vibrator; it is just yummy. I would recommend that vibe to anyone who wants a good g-spot stimulator. I don't recommend the lubricant for various reasons, but main ones are the ingredients which include parabens. I would recommend the duotone balls to anyone who believes their body type would be a good match for them; unfortunately vaginal exercisers are a hit or miss kind of thing, so you just have to try them out for yourself.

Sleek, sexy, pretty....yup, that's all

Ok, so Eden Fantasys allowed me to review the Panache pure sophistication vibrator by Orion. I was so excited, I mean, it is pink, and shiny and it comes with a discreet box to store it in. Um, hello...of course I wanted one.

So a little background info to help you decide what you think of the style and size of the Panache. The Panache is made of plastic and can be used with all types of lubricants, and it can be cleaned with cleanser and warm water or by wiping it down with alcohol. It is 5.25 inches long and all but one of those are insertable. Now, this is a basic type of vibrator, just sleek and slim (only one inch thick)...although it is a bit short. The Panache is waterproof (tested and affirmed, thank you very much!), and has the classic turn style base to control the speed and function(s). I, however, would not say it is multispeed (that insinuates that you can change the speed and count how many speeds there are)...no...it is more like two speeds (high and low) and you can continuously escalate from low to high, and vice versa).

What's so cool about the Panache vibe? Oh, well for me that's super simple...the little storage box it comes with. Pink and shiny like the vibe, but it conceals your toy in plain sight with no sign that there is a sex toy in the room. The container looks amazing! As an added bonus the Panache came with a small storage bag as well. So I can just toss it in my bag and not have to carry the box.

So how was my experience with the Panache? Well, it seems as though discreet may have been done all too well. Rather than becoming a super cute go to toy I think of this more as a toy made for prudish type women who don't want to admit they like their vibrator. My main concern would be the lack of power to the vibrator. The Panache only requires one AA battery, and well, if that doesn't seem like a lot, it is because it isn't. A single AA battery just doesn't offer the "oomph" this vibe needs. The vibrations are a deep rumble with very little actual vibration moving through the vibrator. The highest setting is hardly a warm-up vibration, even for most first time toy users. The vibrations are concentrated in the tip of the vibe, which would be good for clitoral stimulation if they were just a little bit stronger. As for internal stimulation, well you can't possibly feel the vibes inside your body. I was totally unable to reach an orgasm, but I did enjoy using the vibrator. I have to admit, even with small rumbley vibrations this toy can be a good addition to a toy box.

I love the look, and the overall girly style of the toy. I do wish the vibrations were stronger, but hey, I can live with a warm-up toy too. I would totally recommend this vibrator to a girly girl who is looking for a nice warm-up or a toy that potentially takes all night to give you an orgasm. This isn't an amazing toy, but it certainly isn't a bad toy.

The Pinata Blindfold

I received the Tantric Satin Ties Eye Mask from Eden Fantasys to review. Normally I am all about the eye cover, so I was so happy to get this. Just check it out...it is super cute!

So, the mask comes in a cute little pillow box depicting a couple having a moment of romance. Imagine my surprise when I opened the little box and pulled out a cheap looking, yet cute, eye mask. The Tantric Satin Ties Eye Mask is shaped like a sexy black and red bra...so damn cute. Bonus? It's padded! The design is original and cute right down to the fine details, like the lace across the top of the bra and the adorable bow that adorns the middle of the eyes like it would on a bra. There was good attention to detail given in the visual creation of this item.

The Tantric Mask (that regular name is just way too freaking long) is a one size fits all (well, I am sure most unless you have like a massive melon head) polyester blindfold for the bedroom. Sexy as all hell, until you put it on. So like a good reviewer the second I picked up the mask...after the gasp and utter disappointment in the Cal Exotics craftsmanship...I immediately put it on. *Sigh* again. So my precious blindfold was a dud. There is no sensory deprivation given here. I could see through gaps every direction, no matter where I adjusted the mask to. Heartbroken. This was going to be a sexy cute surprise for J when he came home...I even have a bustier and thong that match it.

To make matters worse the ties are just a tiny satin ribbon on either side that tie around your head. I knew instantly that was going to be an issue (I am a crafter, and I saw it coming). Do you know how well satin grips...to anything? No? Oh, well, it doesn't. At all. It just slides right off. Uh oh. Maybe an elastic band would have been a better idea here. Either way, I tied them and they loosened in a matter of minutes. I retied them, same thing, over and over again. Honestly, this blindfold reminded me of the blindfold your parents used to force on you just before spinning you 700 and giving you a baseball back to whack the pinata with. Oh, your parents didn't do that? Well, never mind then.

Overall would I recommend these to anyone? Well, that is all dependent on who is asking. I like sensory deprivation, I like to not see anything at all. I like the darkness of BDSM, so for someone like me? No.

But...some people like a little spice, not quite kinky, but spicy. For them? I may recommend this item. It is cute, kinda sexy, it changes things up, and while you can't see, you still get light and you don't feel uncomfortable.

For totally Vanilla people who are just looking for a hot night or romantic weekend, yeah...I say go for it...spice up your love life.

For people looking for cool party favors or items to use at parties? HELL YES!!!

See, I am not totally unreasonable...

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A few ideas of what you can do with this mask:

1. Bachelorette party: seriously...I can go a million ways here...GAMES is all I can tell you!
2. Party favors at a girls' night out!
3. Wear it in a relaxing bath with candles.
And my personal favorite:
4. My daughter now wears it to bed as her sleep mask!!!!!!!

HIV and Family

This isn't what you think. I am not writing about being a family member of someone who has HIV or AIDS. Actually, I am writing to tell you why you need to consider everyone else in your own sexual choices. See, when were young we're told that out actions affect others as well as us. The same is true about your sex life. Ok, well clearly if the you or the person you are with is HIV positive sex is a risk, and it will affect the other person. Now you're hot and heavy and you know your partner is positive...what do you do? You use protection, right? (You'd better) Right.

Ok, so what if your partner isn't positive? Or I guess I could say has never tested positive. Get it? HIV/AIDS doesn't always test positive right away, or even for years in a few cases. So, while you are out having unprotected (or, you know...stupid unsafe) sex, you're putting your life at risk. Every. Single. Time. Ok, ok but where does my family fit in? So, do you have parents? Siblings? Friends? Yeah? Well, what if you had to break the news to them that you contracted HIV? What then? So you're sick, and well, dying. Ok, now your family has to process this information, digest it, and figure out how to cope with it. They will be left, broken, in pain, and lost. All because you made a choice. I tell my baby sister that unprotected sex is selfish (uh, she's 21 so we all know)...let me tell you our story.

There are three of us. Sisters. My older sister, me, and my baby sister (who plays no part in this story other than the fact that she exists). My older sister is a bit of a umm...well...she's friendly. The kind of friend you meet at a bar, take her home and she never goes away...like herpes, but she talks (a lot...about herself). She's special, not one of a kind, but special. I don't get along with her for various reasons, one being that I don't agree with her judgments of my lifestyle while she comes up with excuses as to why she cheated on her adoring husband while he is at work. Anywho...that actually has no bearing on my story, so on we go.

My sister parties, she plays hard, and sometimes she gets hurt. She's been in her share of bar brawls, and seen her fair share of violence and drinking. She's a social alcoholic, meaning she goes out and gets drunk with friends to have fun. She meets guys at the bar and drags them home with her. They usually leave, some stay and live in her little fantasy world where they love her and take care of her. Until they get sick of it, then they leave like the others. I have seen it my whole life. It's how she functions. Night after night, guy after guy.

Since she can't have kids she has sex "bareback." She claims she enjoys it more...well fuck, I like tigers, but I am not inviting one into me bed. Good lord. I have asked her on numerous occasions about STD (STI what-the-hell-ever)...she said she'd go to the doctor and get something for it. Umm...yeah. Herpes...nope, can't fix that, HPV (well, she had that to begin with), Hepatitis...uh, can't cure that. Fucking HIV!?!? Are you serious woman? You will get something for it? Yeah, ya will...guess what...it probably won't work. She just laughed and said they guys she was with were clean. How the hell would you know that? Now, my sister...she's a nurse, so she's not retarded, she knows HIV can lay dormant, along with other diseases. Unfreaking real. Apparently since it has nothing to do with me, I shouldn't be pointing it out to her.

Ok, well then, after she contracts HIV, it becomes AIDS (because she won't take her meds and will inevitably more sick), and she winds up dead, she had better get her ass back here and clean up the fucking mess. I will be the one sitting with Daddy at the funeral, I will be the oldest sister now, I will have to help Grandma get through it. Really, and that is just my part. What about the grieving parents? What about the funeral? What about explaining to everyone just how this happened to such a "sweet and innocent girl" in the first place? Families don't get over things like that.

You see, people rarely think their actions affect everyone around them, but they do. So, if you are one of those people like my sister...grow up. Take responsibility. If you have casual sex or any other sex, get tested regularly and use protection. Imagine the example we are setting for today's' youth. What if it was your child having unprotected sex with the possibility of contracting an STD, especially HIV? Consider how you might feel. Now, that is how your family and all your friends will feel. HIV is relatively preventable...at least try not to contract it and spread it. For all you know, your partner was never tested and should be treated as though he/she does have the disease...be safe is all I ask.

Eden Fantasys: Interview with Bill from Leatherbeaten

Ok, ok, so it's not a huge secret that I just adore my cuffs from Leatherbeaten. Well Eden Fantasys is interviewing him on their website this week. So far some really cool questions have been brought to the table, and Bill is gracious enough to answer them very quickly.

I am continuously impressed my this man and his activity in the Eden forums. Bill is undeniably helpful and is very quick to answer any questions you may have about the Leatherbeaten products (did I mention that I really do hold these as top-of-the-line products?).

Since becoming a part of Eden Link (you should totally check that out too) the Eden Fantasys community has gotten to know Leatherbeaten and Bill very well. And now, we get to interview him. You got that right, WE get to interview him. Do you have questions about the sex industry you want answered, or perhaps a question about leather you want to inquire about? Get on it...come on over and help us interview Bill!!!

*Questions are open until December 3rd*

Lavender makes the boys go wild, but not the girls...

Ok, so let me begin with a quick background lesson on me for those who are unaware. I am an aromatherapist, I have been using essential oils for nearly everything from cleaning to sunburns for nearly seven years now, so I chose this with a ton of forethought knowing good and damn well what the result would be (reaction wise) regarding myself and my husband.

A quick warning to those who get this:
Lavender will make your man nuts...he will get a hot and horny and you will have to give in. Lavender is a powerful aphrodisiac for men. For women, well we are not quite the same. Lavender relaxes us into a slumber. So, if you are getting this and you are a heterosexual couple keep this in mine, if you are a same sex couple, well you will be on the same page, so no worries to you and go for it!

All that being said. Eden Fantasys sent me a 4 oz. bottle of JO Aroma Mist (lavender obviously) for review. Now, the very first thing I noticed when I opened the box up was the dented bottle and the fact that the label was coming off. Ok, well I got over that when I opened the spray to smell it. YUM. I love pure oils and the sheer power of the smell just screamed PURE ESSENTIAL OIL!!! Believe me, for this amount of pureness, $19 is actually a steal.

The ingredient list is simple: Purified water, lavender oil, and alcohol.

Ok, so I began with spraying my fingers just to see the texture. I was assuming based on the color of the liquid (which is a creamy, gross looking yellow) and the fact that the liquid beaded onto the sides of the bottle that the liquid would be oily and not come off easily (a key characteristic of essential oils). Fortunately the alcohol seems to counteracts that greasiness by drying the oil out. It actually left my hand silky feeling. *Please note I do not recommend using this on your body without knowing the ingredient ratios as essential oils are a skin irritant*

I have used the spray on my sheets (I spray each sheet everyday as I make the bed so the oil will seep in). As of now, none of my bedding has been damaged by the oils in the spray (again I am assuming because of the alcohol). Because it uses just the mist the bottle will last you a long time if used properly. It is for this reason that I don't recommend spraying the air like the bottle says to. I think the scent lasts longer when applied to an actual physical object, like bedding, or a pillow. The bottle does say not to spray a surface (and please note the scent may never fully leave your bedding), so take that into consideration, but the spray will settle on something, so I figure just put it there.

I do sleep better with this on my sheets, and I am more relaxed when I am in my room with this smell in the air. Another option for use for the spray is to open the bottle and put a tablespoon of the liquid into your bath (so you get a bath oil as well). Once you are out of the water you will feel oily for a minute or two, but that will wear off very fast and you will be left with soft silky skin and you will be relaxed as well. I now wonder how this would work (for men) when added with a pheromone lotion or perfume. That will be my next step.

As for storage and clean up...well no one is going to think you a wild and crazy girl for having pretty smelling stuff in your house, so there are no real worries there honestly. I leave mine out on my dresser with no worries at all. I would show it to anyone who asked because it is nothing more than a room spray like you buy at Target or Walmart. No biggie at all. I keep it with all my other oils on a tray (so if it does spill my solid oak dresser won't be stained forever). To clean it off soap and water do the trick rather well because of the fact that the spray is not oily and is dried out quickly. If the spray gets onto your skin and you are worried a quick shower and some shower gel with quickly fix that up for you.

Overall I would really recommend this to anyone I know. I love it, and have even used it on my daughters' beds to help them sleep easier. If you aren't looking for that calming feeling, JO also has two other scents available, you can get Peppermint and Lemon scented sprays as well. So there really is something for everyone in this line of products.

A special thanks to Eden Fantasys for letting me review this item

$19.00Aroma mist Spray by System JO Buy from EdenFantasys
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

It's pink, it's kinky(ish) and it has everything you need (uh, kinda)

Ok, so I received a Pink Kink Kit from Eden Fantasys and I was so eager to open it that it nearlhurt. I just needed to see my new pink leather kink kit that came in it's own organza bag.

The kit includes:
A blindfold
A mini whip
A collar

I will go piece be piece with photos to make this simple:

The Blindfold

The blindfold is pink leather on the outer layer (with a white leather heart in the corner) and faux fur on the inside where it sets over your eyes. The strap to hold it on is made of elastic (not something I was pleased to see) and simply goes around the head to hold the blindfold on.

The elastic wasn't tight enough on my head so I could still see with the blindfold on. I really wish this had an adjustable strap because the overall comfort of this piece was wonderful. I loved how the fur felt against my eyes, soft and plush.

Cleaning can be a bit complex, but not too bad. Hand wash the fur part and let it air dry then fluff back up or brush to make it soft again...to avoid getting the inside too messy avoid makeup before use and if you must wear mascara please use waterproof to avoid staining. To clean the leather just wipe it down with a slightly damp cloth.

The Mini Whip

The whip is 11 inches of pink (relatively stiff) leather. The ends of the whip are squared off, allowing for a slightly sharper sting, which honestly surprises me because I am positive this kit was designed for couples who are not actively into BDSM play. I would imagine that a higher sting level would leave a bad taste in most people's mouths if they aren't into pain play. SO if you don't enjoy pain keep that in mind while you are using the whip. Gentle strokes and very light hitting will help you to avoid a bad experience.

To clean this little whip just wipe it down with a damp cloth, again you can care for the leather, which is rather stiff really, with a nice leather care kit. The leather care may soften the leather over time, I would not be so opposed to that. The handle is a little bit too small for me, I don't care for how "dainty" it feels in my hand since I am used to a much larger flogger.

There is a ring on the end of the whip under the leather wrapping. The ring is well secured, so you can feel good hanging your whip upside down to keep the tails straight for future use. I have mine up in my closet on the side where you can't see them.

USE:
I would not recommend this whip to those who have never used one before. If you just feel the need to take this whip to skin, try it on yourself first because there is a serious sting factor rather than the thud most people enjoy. I would not hesitate to say that this whip could draw blood if swung just right.

Collar

I actually liked this piece the most. The collar is leather with the word "SEXY" in metal lettering embedded into it. There are four metal snaps for adjustable sizing. The sizing was nice, and it fit snugly, but comfortably on the last snap for my neck. I am pleased to say that I couldn't feel the back of the lettering (which I wish was covered by something to be honest) on my neck. My major complaint is the fact that there are four snap pieces on the top, but only one on the bottom. So when you snap the collar on the smallest setting you are left with extra material that is not secured down so it moves around a lot.

Cleaning and care? Well if you read the other two parts of this review you will get the basic care from there. Also, I want to mention that I really liked this collar for another reason. Some collars hold a very stiff shape, so when they arrive, assuming they were bent up during shipping, they have a bad shape that takes forever to fix because of the packaging.

Overall
I probably wouldn't recommend this to someone new to BDSM if they are looking to get into it, but if they don't want a more harsh play and have no intentions of swinging the whip I might say go for it. The quality is really good, I am just worried about the harshness of the leather and the squared off tips. Cleaning is a cinch since it is all leather and can be wiped down easily and really shouldn't get all that messy in the first place. More experienced users will find this either cutesy or cheesy, I liked it because it changes things up for J and I; I have this girly set that almost forces him to be a little more gentle because of it's femininity, for me that is great.

My favorite part, and the reason it gets a 4/5 rather than 3/5 is because of ease of use,and because of the whole package. I love that the kit has everything a beginner needs or a couple needs to get going. I just adore the organza storage bag (I store the kit in it still) it all comes in. The whole package looks nice and has what you need.