Morning sex...

Friday, April 16, 2010

Morning sex...

Ugh, I have been hating my mornings. Let me tell you. I get up at 6am to get the kid ready for school, she is out the door around 7am. Then get the other kid to school at 8:30am. All while J is asleep. Not that I mind that part because he will be leaving for Cali soon and will be getting up at like 4:30am to get to work by like 8am. It would be bitchy of me to resent him.

Anyway...I never get my coffee anymore, and I am often very cranky as a direct result. I like to have my cup of coffee and read all the posts and blogs and whatnot that I can while I wake up. Ugh, I seriously need a new job...anyone want to hire a professional Virtual Assistant? No, seriously, anyone? No, fine. I really do enjoy working from home, and I work better that way, but hey, whatever. So, I never get my coffee, I get up early, I am cranky, and then...

drum-roll please

You guessed it...J wants sex. Are you fucking kidding?!?!? Well, of course I end up doing it, but come on people!!! Can't I get a damn cup of coffee anymore?!? Ok, for my birthday I want everyone to pitch in and get me my Coffee Maker!!! PLEASE :)